Yesterday was a long long night.
major poon called me ytd, around 11 pm? We chat till 11.30pm, thn she "went to sleep", cos her parents were like " fang zhen ah!! ze me wan hai bu shui jiao, gen "xx" jiang hua ah?" ( fang zhen ah, so late haven sleep, who are you talking to? "xx" ah?) so she have to "guai guai shui jiao" . ( Go to sleep " obediently" ) So, accordin to our customs, she will "sleep" first, when her parents are asleep, she'll msg me to call her. Like round 12.30 am, she msg me.. i told her i was having my delicious supper- maggie mee ( LOL ) so i called her back around 1am . I mean, don't you think its so late?
i seriously seriously dunno how we can crap for 4 hours straight lor. till like 4.50am leh.
SUPER PRO de.
we seriously craping. Many many times i almost fall asleep, but major was like " CINDY TAY! YOU DON'T SLEEP AH! " cos she want to break record. for what "longest phone call of her pathetic life" or smth.. thn can u believe, she actually said " i wish someone would turn my pillow into Wu Zun" for 26 times !! 26 times u know! Keep repeating.. Cos she wanted to be HUG by someone as macho as Wu Zun, she fa hua chi liao uh..
One time even worse. She said someone please change her bed into WuZun, thn she hesitated for like 30 secs, jokingly continued " eh no no, if my bed's changed into WuZun i'll fall onto th floor." LOLLLLLL.
And almost for th whole night we've been talking about XXX & XXX. &smth came out of poon's mouth. Cos i was saying smth like " i think ive been readin too much chi novels ( Curry Wan call it huang se xiao shuo, which can either means yellow novels or porn novels. U see, thats th only kindda thing tht can come out from carrie's mouth.) , cos im worried i cannot find th perfect guy". Thn Mar Poon said :
I don't need th perfect guy, i only need a Mr Right.
i was seriously like WOWED. For a sec, i actually wondered if its marjorie poon. LOL ;D
so next time , miss chin yi squeak ah, dun think major " rapist 嘴里吐不出象牙" (chi provb).
And Poon seriously so energetic lor! 4.50am liao she still want to cont talkin..
We were like " lets make it till 6am to watch th Sunrise. -.-
P.s, - XinEr, i will NOT !! ahhhas, hack into my account lor ;D
Shing squeak (ss), Wenyi hiss / Wenyi wet-herself (ww), Chang Meow , Ruby barks and major rapes. ( accordin to tricia)
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