Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Letter to Shing.

Since Miss ChinYiSqueak wrote a letter to me on like…
5th November.


5th November
5th November
5th November
5th November !!

Its SO LONG AGO!!
So, I decided that out of courtesy, I should reply to Yi squeak. Heahs..

Oh Btw, I talking to ChinYiSqueak now. She’s SO noisy !!
Oh btw, Just created a nickname for mar again! HAAHA.
Listen : Poon hiccup!
HAHA! Cause she laughs like she’s hiccupping! Can Imagine right?
Hurp! Hurp! Hurp!
Hahhas, Lets continue with YiSqueak’s letter :

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TO : Miss Ching Yi Shing
Aka Ching Yi Squeak

FROM: Cindy Tay Xin Yi

DATE: 12 November 2008

Dear Yi Squeak
I am writing to complain about your squeaky behaviour below my house for the past few months. It had became a must for me to write you a letter to let you know that I will not compromise of such behaviours and hope that you will change for the better.
If you do not change your stalking behaviours, I’ll sue you to wenyi’s court . You should know that wenyi is bias towards me as she’s secretly sweet on me for decades so, to prevent you from landing in jail and be a jail bird, please stop your stalking behaviours, whats more to take picture of my bed, you pervert. I’m sure that you already had a taste of being a Jail Bird at th XXX music camp so please take careful note of your actions!
Miss Chin, Please take note, I can sue you with everything,
In th letter you presented to me, in th 12th sentence, you wrote: … as soon as possible, I will KILL you.
ORH! Just based on this sentence I can sue you for threatening and 让我有心灵创伤hor! HAHA!

Kindest Disregards,
Cindy Tay Xin Yi.
Signing off.

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以上书信/故事全属虚构,如有雷同纯属巧合。
Characters and stories above are all made up, its purely coincidental if anything is related to any readers
(ps, not really ALL are made up ;D )

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