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HMPHFS, NVR MEET CHOU LXY AGAIN.
HMPHFS, NVR MEET CHOU LXY AGAIN.
HMPHFS, NVR MEET CHOU LXY AGAIN.
HMPHFS, NVR MEET CHOU LXY AGAIN.
HMPHFS, NVR MEET CHOU LXY AGAIN.
HMPHFS, NVR MEET CHOU LXY AGAIN.
HMPHFS, NVR MEET CHOU LXY AGAIN.
HMPHFS, NVR MEET CHOU LXY AGAIN.
HMPHFS, NVR MEET CHOU LXY AGAIN.

actually this time my fault.
CAUSE IT'S MUMMY'S BIRTHDAY TODAAYYY !! :D

♥ YEA HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUMMY ! ♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

omgawsh im such an unfilial girl.
i actually forgot my mum's bdae is today !!!
6th april is a special day k .
REMEMBERREMEMBERREMEMBER!

i ♥ my mamieeeeee

Even though my mum's not th coolest mum on earth, even if she scolds me/insults me/spank me whenever she feels like it. Even when she just want to let her temper off someone after a long hard day at work.

For yur info, neither does she let me spend like she doesn't care about recession, nor give me weekly allowance of more than 30 bucks. If you really want to calculate her bad points, it's countless. AND SHE'S REALLY BIAS !!!

sigh but who can you blame, we can't chose our family like how we pick out th gems for friends(:


Oh and STUPIIIID KIND MR YANG DUNNO-FULL-NAME
made me stay back for detention today boohoohoohoohoo D':
people got do homework lor !! only didn't hand in what =P
not like some people *points to half the class* never even do.

today was liddat, mr yang came in class, BANG a pile of ws on the table. than we were like oh who didn't hand up again.. he say say say and READ OUT MY NAME ! so embarrassing okay.
than i stare at him. he say i didn't hand up th first out of 2 ws D:
hello my 2nd ws i got A one leh hahahahah *smirk*

than he went "those people see me after class" and continued teaching.
he taught for like 7mins than i suddenly went ' Mr Yang i got do ! forgot hand in ! *wave sheet of STUPID paper that made me land in detention* ' and he went "oh got do don't do never hand in is still the same, like i mark ur test never give u back is same as don't mark right."

WHERE GOT SAME I ASK YOU WHERE GOT SAME !!!!

test mark already key in the marks than tada liao mah, where need give back D:
stupid lame excuse from stupid lame Mr yang dunno-his-full-name.

HAHA, but actually he quite kind(:
Like got which teacher give detention also give us eat sweets and chocolates and chat with us one lor ;D except qh's home teacher, forgot-his-name.
and his cold jokes in class really like splash freezing water al over us when we feel sian & sleepy. when you are sleepy and someone splash freezing water over you, you will wake up shaking right, his cold jokes have the same effect :/

anws remembered something funny today.
it was like after recess and swy that retarded alien came stomping to me and went
" CINDYTAY YOUR BAG . *stares at me with those tired eyes* "
i was like... " ??? *stones* HHAHAHAHA !!!! LOLLLLLL *roll on the floor in pain* "
guessed what happened ?
that idiot took carrie wan's bag and shove it to me and EVEN GIVE ME THOSE KIND OF "you this stupid girl, thank me okay, what should you say? SAY NOW !!! " LOOK.

HAHAHAHAHA, damn hilarious man. i rmb shing dey all also lufff like maddddo.


Anws, remember that time Mr O, our head of ______ showed us one news article about jay walking ? The title's like

7 in 10 were killed jay walking

one right right right ?
now like most hcl class ppl, idk why, kp saying this to each other.
as in, when like one group of friends walk tgt, than got someone want jay, others will go like "7 in 10 were killed jay walking !!!" it sort of becme a habit haha.

i was jay-ing ytd and i thought of this thing .
i suddenly realised that THOSE PEOPLE KILLED ARE MENTALLY RETARED OR WHAT ?

Jay walk also must have technique one mah, cannot anyhow jay, if anyhow jay than of course got killed la right ! see la see la ! die already la how ? cannot shopping, cannot eat, if is teen worst, haven taste the flavour of love and th pain of children. missed out so many things. than now you always got scolded by teacher very angry, maybe next time u will be head of th school than can scold that teacher back how ! now u cannot, cause you are DEAD !!

so miserable right? so now im gonna teach you people how to jay perfectly ;D

rule#1
look out for turns and bends. those stupid car may just be round the corner and u dunno.

rule#2
look out for those big size van, u MUST be able to see the whole wide end of the road, cannot be blocked by any big size vehicle.

rule#3
look out for police security guards ( if near school ) ! if not u'll end up in police station/ detention instead of hospital.

rule#4
sprint across !!! don't stroll like you enjoying the scenery liddat la, nothing to see on the road one.

rule#5 this one is the 'jian' one.
When walking with a whole bunch of people right, if vehicle coming from left than u walk close to the group of people but stick to the right side. so even if suay suay that day the driver feel like knocking you down, u also got scapegoat what ! the driver will obviously knock the person on ur left first right ! the impact will sen the person FLYING across and the driver will surely STOP what !! than u will escape unscathed mahs.

See! remember these 5rules n u will jay till th end of ur life and die peacefully, not by flying across the sky.
And also help th drivers lah ! they knock into u don't know is u suay or they suay ( unlucky ), u may die, which is very unlucky liao. But if you die they must eat prison rice for their whole life leh! so help them lah, do good deeds ;D

btw, i gg kbox this fri !!!
wooohooohoos !!! CO DON'T YOU EVER DARE PUT EXTRA PRAC ON THAT DAY !
and i'm going to read yi tian tu long ji after th carriewan book !! WHOOHOOS!
is my mum's special collection neh, she don't let me touch one. NOW SHE DO !!
oh yea, tmr co havin the last public perf before our SYF. sighs,
PRSSCO JIAYOUS !
ily peepo, PRSSCO♥

sigh, i miss swy. com bac !! haha

"Life isn't measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away"

cham, i scared i like him =/

omg i really scared !!!